I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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