My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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