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I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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