: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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