Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
