found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Is Oprah even human
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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