What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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