Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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