they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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