just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Just high enough for therapy.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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