I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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