TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wish i was in the wii world.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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