Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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