She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
