dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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