I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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