I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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