The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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