Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
This baby is an asshole
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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