Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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