You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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