Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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