i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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