How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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