For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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