It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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