ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
All I want is dick and wine.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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