Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You're like the curious george of whores
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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