you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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