Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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