I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
