Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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