quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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