Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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