People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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