You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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