She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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