What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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