Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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