are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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