Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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