What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
