I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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