Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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