it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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