Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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