We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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