Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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