so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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