considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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