you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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