you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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