wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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