I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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