Dude my mom stole all your condoms
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I am mentally ready for anal.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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